I bet there is an Elton John song version of Made in England made in China….
Could not get the right trimmer for my beard.
They were all too expensive for my face.
One day in China shop.
I found the one.
Perfect shave. It said.
Payed in crunchy fresh cash: 8 euros.
Charged it for five hours. DONE.
Turn it on. BOMB!
It don’t work.
Just as I though.
Made in China.