Mustard

About two pieces of bread were hanging out in the table. They talked about politics, and were aware of their faith. Time passed and one of the breads felt his time was coming, it was then that he said goodbye to his fellow bread-mate. Minutes later mustard appeared, and told them that both were to suffer the same faith. They did not want to have THAT faith, but it was inevitable. The mustard proposed them to hide, “where?” asked one of the breads. After a few moments, the mustard came with a brilliant solution, “Hide inside myself”. The two breads agreed and jumped into mustard. After a few minutes both breads drowned and faced that terrible faith which they feared so much.